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November 20 How's that for an update?
October 15 Hep Me!!> Subject: Fw: Sweet Grandma A sweet grandmother telephoned St.Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear." "What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302". The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday". The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lately coming here has been a pain in the ass. Is it me or are things all fucked up again?!! I have trouble blogging, commenting or just getting around. My pictures are all screwed up, if they are there at all and I've received friend invites from people I don't know with others that say I invited them!~ Wtf? No I haven't been drinkin! Maybe the msn ptb have!!
June 21 Excuses, ExcusesI'm still around, it's just too beautiful to sit inside. So I'm out & about doin'-----stuff. When I'm not tired, that is. Why is it that I can't keep my eyes open at 3 pm yet can't shut myself down at 3 am?!! It's gotta be these shift changes!!
Is this summer weather and cooler clothing agreeing with my radiance?!! {oh, stop laughing) because I've been i.d.ed twice this week??!!
FYI: My mom is back to tidy up her own business and will be offically a resident of B.C. by July 3rd. I'm free!!!!!!!!
Here's a little snicker to go into the weekend................... {have a glorious one
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa wentto heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted. December 22 MERRY FESTIVUSHave a Merry Christmas everyone !!!
Sending my frequent visitors all my best wishes for this crazy time of year and the best in 2007.
August 02 Don't Fix What Ain't Broke.Msn's new look really bites!!
*********************************************************************************************************************** And another thing......www.thedashmovie.com June 29 Salute!
HAPPY CANADA DAY!! And for my American Bloggers, HAPPY 4th o' JULY!!
Is the ground shaking? Cuz I'm doin' the happy dance! I am a little early but since I need to catch my fix of Third Watch and have some running around to do tomorrow before work; I'm sending BIG celebratory wishes to my favorite spacers for a fabulous long weekend. I'm a-headin' to the woods and I'm a-headin' to the lake on Saturday and will make my rounds when I get back. As the song goes: "don't forget me when I'm gone." **btw, there was an American flag up there too^^, don't know what happened.
May 25 HmmmmmmSomeone sent me this so I thought I'd pass on some thoughts for your day. [Cindy you will like this.]
May 15 Happy ThoughtsI've spent the morning trying to figure out this ipod-shitin-thing. [NuGuy gave it to me and ya' really what am I bitchin' about,he really is a wonderful guy.] So, I left this pc,ranting explitives at it and got me an Ice Capp at Timmy's {where else}. I HAD to stop and ramble through the nearby park on this glorious day. Despite my frustration on creating a music list, then not being able to download the bugger, listening to the birds and smelling the fresh air brought me to have a little pep in my step; also wanting to get back here to put down my thoughts. I stopped to watch a fly-fisherman fight for fish with the pelicans and baby geese meander down to the water for a dip with their watchful parents. I found myself thinking about my gal-pals on spaces. Never have a met such fast friends that not only put a smile on my face but some seem to know what I'm actually saying in my blogs, before I realize what it is.>>>> I had a warm fuzzy moment thinking about D.M. wrapping her arms around her soldier that has been in Iraq for the last 7 months.>>>>There's Cindy that if she's not making me laugh, she's making me think about how fortunate I am even when things aren't going my way.>>>> J.L., my Messenger buddy that we don't say all that much but tend to waste away a couple hours.>>>>Jen that pops in to put her 2 cents in but never lets us know what she's been up to, often enough! >>>>Judy who is full of encouragement about writing and likes hockey as much as I do.>>>>Vicky, my very first pal at spaces, disappears and just when I think she's gone, she pops in to say hi.>>>>And I must mention my new haunts with Adrian and GoldenRose, that keep me drifting back to their interesting spaces; also Angela because I think I'm going to steal her idea for "My Abc's".
April 10 WTF??!!Okay, I just spent 30 mins pouring out my heart in a bitch session about my mom. But this site said I had "prohibited" words so I needed to adjust my entry. I had NO BAD WORDS in the damn blog at all!!! SO! What the fuck is that??!! I pressed the bloody publish button and the whole mother-fuckin' thing dissappeared!!! That fuckin' blows!!
How about them apples??
April 11--around 10am-ish
I still am perplexed how I can type a blog and have a warning come up about prohibited language when there was none. And type what I did above and have NO problem publishing it. Go figure!!
April 07 TA---DA!!!!TA---DA!!! April 05 FrustratedI've been having nothing but trouble every time i come here. If anyone even reads this could they answer my questions and help me out before I throw my pc out the window. |
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